What a fucked up day. We landed at this repair station run by a total sleazeball named Carel. Guy couldn’t keep his eyes off our tits for 2 seconds. Had some young girl named Sorin check out the ship for us. Poor thing is basically Carel’s slave, doing all the real work while he rakes in the credits and leers at her ass.
Anyway, we’re chatting with Sorin and I get the sense she hates it here. So I offer to take her with us, think she could be a real asset in keeping this bucket running. But then that fuckstick Carel finds out there’s a bounty on us and decides to lock down our ship and turn us in for profit. Nothing I hate more than a greedy pimp who thinks he can take what’s ours.
We gear up for a fight just as Sorin gets our ship unlocked. Blasters versus old school bullet guns. Pew pew pew! It was a mess but we made it out safe, high-tailed it out of there before Brick and his boys show up. But guess who stowed away? Little Sorin took it upon herself to join us anyway. Ballsy of her. She’s got guts, I’ll give her that. Now I’m stuck with a teenager on my crew. Just what I need. But she might prove useful after all. I swear, I’m gonna need a big fucking drink after all this excitement. Just another day in the life of a badass space pirate!