Oh my stars, what an adventure today! We stopped at this nasty repair station looking to fix up The Merry Celeste. The guy running it, Carel, was a total creep. Kept undressing us with his eyes. But then we met this cute little thing named Sorin who actually knows how ships work. I tried to chat her up a bit, she seems so innocent.

Of course that perv Carel had to go and ruin everything. He found out about the bounty on us and wanted to lock us down! Can you believe it? But Sorin was a gem and unlocked our ship anyway. Then we got into a blaster fight with Carel and his goons! So exciting! I maybe got a little shoot-happy which tipped them off… Jax gave me that “look” again. I can’t help it, I just love impressing her.

We high-tailed it out of there and guess who snuck onto the ship? Sorin! Aw, she’s so precious. And smart too. I hope Jax lets her stay. She’ll be good for Jax, help keep her mind off everything with a little fun distraction. Plus, I bet Sorin could use some loosening up which I’d be happy to help with! Maybe a nice drink will warm Jax up to the idea of our cute new crew member. I’ll fix her a nice strong one and see where things go. Fingers crossed!

Welps, time to get my flirt on!